Holy Cow!

1. I can't believe how much harder it is to ride outside than on the stationary bike.
2. I can't believe I volunteered to do this.
3. I can't believe what bad shape I am in.
4. I want a speedometer/odometer for my bike.
5. I need a tune-up. A little lube job, you know. Heh, you know what that makes me think of? Yeah, I'm 12.
6. I really meant my bike chain in that last comment.