Friday, February 6, 2009

Physical Pleasures

And no, I'm not referring to THAT, you filthy minded 12 year olds. This has nothing to do with the horizontal mambo, the nasty, that other particular physical pleasure.

This post was inspired by a couple things. But they got me to thinking about the various ways that we get pure physical pleasure and satisfaction, in a completely non-sexual way:
  • Scratching: I have a spot on my back that always itches - a mole or some other dadgum thing - and it drives me crazy (a little to the left...down a little...a little more...ooooh right there...yesssss...now scratch hard). It is incredibly annoying. So picture a bear backing up to a tree and scratch scratch scratching to his heart's content. That's what I do on the edges of doors, corners, and, yes, tree trunks. How many things can compare with having someone scratch your back when you really need it? And I'm not talking about a gentle knuckle rub. I want fingernails. Sharp ones. In the words of my brother, "do it like you hate me." Ahhhhh..............

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Oh, and by the way, this little gizmo is a great multi-tasker. You can scratch your back whilst scoopin' up your noodles. I have one at home and one at work, just for scratching heaven. Come to me, my little friend:


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  • Massage: Kind of along the same lines, but a more gentle, relaxing, soothing pleasure. At least the kind of massage I have in mind. I have had two that hurt so much I cried. Cried like a baby. And I hurt all the next day, too. No, this is the 'fluff & buff' type, the kind that makes you feel all limp and loved (like something else I know - heh).

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  • Sneezing: especially when it just lingers back there, teasing and tickling your nose. My father taught me how to sneeze silently by keeping my throat open. This is a good thing for a singer to do, since sneezing is hard on the vocal chords, and I can do it, but...um...no. Let me tell you, it is NOT the same. You just don't get that same wonderful feeling of satisfaction as when you explosively blast it out, hopefully into a tissue. Of course there are times when a sneeze doesn't feel good, like when you have a bad sore throat or a chest infection or when you have a sneezing fit of about 20 of them in a row (like I do sometimes). But overall I'd have to say that they feel pretty dang good.

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  • Icy cold drink on a hot day: say it is about 95 degrees outside and you have been cutting the grass. You feel like you are melting, and your face is on fire. Some kind and considerate person hands you a delicious icy cold beverage, so cold that the condensation is running down the glass. You hold it to your neck, then take one deep drink, feeling the chill creep all the way down your throat and into your stomach. Some people like a cold beer (I think beer tastes like horse piss - how would I know that? Well, it looks just like it, so it must taste like it. I hate beer), but I prefer a cold, fruity concoction. And if there is a little bit of tequila or rum in it, all the better. Ahhhhhhh.....................

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  • My li'l electric blanket: this was the main impetus for the topic of this post (the other would be embarrassing for a certain someone I know). It has been right nippy here in the south lately. Not as nippy as those of you in northern climes have been feeling, but for us, it's cold. I am not one to keep the house toasty warm either, so my living room is a wee bit chilly. I have a throw-sized electric blanket, and if I turn it on high and drape it over the sofa for a few minutes, when I sit down I am enveloped in delicious heat from head to toe, top to bottom. I can practically feel myself steam. After a while, it gets too hot and I have to turn it off or to the lowest setting, but for one brief shining moment, I am in bliss. A hot tub can accomplish the same thing, if you are so lucky. Ahhhhh..................

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That's all I can think of off the top of my head. If you have any others, please add them to the comments section and we can all have more vicarious pleasures. Ahhhhhh.................

7 comments:

Rosie Hawthorne said...

Ahhh. I love a massage. I had 3 last year within a month because my back was killing me. And it was fantastic. I couldn't move afterwards. Mr. H. came out, took one look at me and said I looked like I was on drugs. Yeah. I was. Endorphins!

And I love foot rubs. Haven't had one since I was a child. And the only time I had them then was when I had the flu and Daddy would come home from work and come upstairs to my bedroom to talk and he would rub my feet. Man, I miss those footrubs.

And I love to sneeze.

Rosie Hawthorne said...

Oh, and Daughter Hawthorne gave Mr. Hawthorne a loofah spongie thing on a stick for using in the bath. He uses it to scratch his back. And it's gooooooood.

Marilyn said...

You know, I always tell my husband that a good back scratch is better than sex. Men just don't understand these things.

Kathy said...

Rosie - the massage unit at the college was one of my favorites to teach (read - I can do it good).

Marilyn - you might just have a point there.

Anonymous said...

Kathy,
I am enjoying your blog very much.
Your friend Lucretia,
in Sandy Land Arkansas.

Anonymous said...

Kathy,
I like massage too. I have well oiled muscled virile young men to massage me whenever I want.

Your friend, Gunilla in Snarkil, Värmlands Län

Advanced TuiNa Therapy said...

It is good to learn something new! Thanks